it's the muscles around your eyes

I love the Parks fandom

Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.

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—	Ron Swanson

Ann: Aren't you scared to eat here?

Ron: When I eat, it is the food that is scared of me.

Chris: Ron Swanson, I want to thank you for being so ruthless and cruel at the meeting the other day.

Ron: you'll have to be more specific.

“For what it’s worth, you would make an incredible brunette. Ron Swanson.”

so my friend and I were Pawnee Goddesses for Halloween

bellyboo:

I wonder who else was born in Eagleton. Voldemort probably.

Chris: Fresh lettuce is my all-time favorite food. What’s your favorite food?Andy: Oh, I take Skittles and I put it between two Starbursts. Know what I call it?Chris: Skittle Sandwich?Andy: …That’s pretty good. No, I call it Andy’s Mouth Surprise. It’s nice because the flavor of the Starbursts really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.

Chris: Fresh lettuce is my all-time favorite food. What’s your favorite food?
Andy: Oh, I take Skittles and I put it between two Starbursts. Know what I call it?
Chris: Skittle Sandwich?
Andy: …That’s pretty good. No, I call it Andy’s Mouth Surprise. It’s nice because the flavor of the Starbursts really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.

lmao this show is pure joy